DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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