I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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