so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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