Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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