He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We need to get me chipped asap
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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