Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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