She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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