Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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