this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
only you would photoshop your dick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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