bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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