i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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