dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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