Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Small penises have feelings too.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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