There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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