Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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