Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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