We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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