I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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