I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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