Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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