I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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