I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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