you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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