It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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