I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
