When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
my poor anus
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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