Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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