Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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