Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Randomize
