So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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