they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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