Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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