it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
