I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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