He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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