He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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