i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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