Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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