I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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