yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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