Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My first STD was from a foam party
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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