i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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