Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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