you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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