return my video game
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
