Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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