school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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