You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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