Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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