Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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