Just fell off a train. Bad.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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