Dual....:-)
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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