I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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