was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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